okay, fine..

ten things i've done that you probably have not

1) went to japan for five weeks when i was a tenth grader
2) made over $100,000/yr with only a high school diploma
3) been investigated by the FBI on more than one occassion without having been indicted
4) had my name embossed on a barrel of Maker's Mark Bourbon Whisky
5) turned down sex from a hot blonde who later turned out to be one of my best best friends (<3 SRS-C)
6) gave a statement to a cleveland heights detective when charges could be filed against you
7) had your BBS advertised in the BoW newsletter
8) been born with two extra fingers which were removed at birth, and had a rare intestinal problem which was corrected by surgery when you were an infant
9) had several vague yet frighteningly apropos precognative nightmares including one before 9/11
10) went to school with sting's son