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From: Lasher
Date: Sep 16, 2005 8:59 AM
Subject: I never do these...but I couldn't resist...as I am drunk.
Body: 1. The Beatles or The Beach Boys? beatles...for god's sake...The Beatles
2. AC/DC or Motorhead? motorhead
3. Pink Floyd or Yes? pink floyd
4. The Rolling Stones or The Who? Stones
5. Tori Amos or P.J. Harvey? pj harvey
6. The Cure or The Smiths? Smiths...did I just type that?
7. John Lennon or Bob Marley? john lennon...Bob Marley was a homophobic putty head
8. Jefferson Airplane or The Grateful Dead? Pink Floyd
9. Black Sabbath or Led Zeppelin? Sabbath
10. Johnny Cash or Bob Dylan? cash
11. Frank Zappa or Captain Beefheart? Beefheart
12. Devo or Kraftwerk?devo...but that's a close one
13. Jimi Hendrix or The Doors? Pink Floyd
14. Queen or The Police? QUEEN! Sting fucking sucks
15. The Allman Brothers Band or Lynyrd Skynyrd? skynyrd
16. Miles Davis or John Coltrane? Both genius
17. U2 or R.E.M.? R.E.M
18. Rush or King Crimson? king crimson
19. MC5 or Iggy and the Stooges? Iggy
20. Foo Fighters or Weezer? The Fall
21. Bjork or Beck? Bjork
22. Tom Petty or Fleetwood Mac? fleetwood mac
23. Nick Cave or Tom Waits? Tie
24. The Clash or Elvis Costello? Pink Floyd
25. Can or Neu? can
26. Alice In Chains or Pearl Jam? The Fall
27. Kyuss or Queens of the Stone Age? Pink Floyd
28. Faith No More or Mr. Bungle? Mr. Bungle
29. Fantomas or Tomahawk? fantomas
30. The Pixies or Sonic Youth? sonic youth
31. Aphex Twin or Autechre? Aphex Twin
32. Ministry or Nine Inch Nails? ministry
33. Mogwai Or Godspeed You Black Emperor? godspeed
34. AFI or Alkaline Trio? Going to the dentist.
35. Stone Temple Pilots or Soundgarden? See above
36. Coldplay or Radiohead? Pink Floyd
37. Jethro Tull or Hawkwind? hawkwind
38. Deep Purple or Blue Oyster Cult? blue oyster cult
39. Leonard Cohen or Neil Young? cohen
40. Tears For Fears or Duran Duran? TFT
41. Rage Against The Machine or Tool? Pink Floyd
42. Bright Eyes or Cursive? Motorhead
43. Minor Threat or Fugazi? fugazi
44. Joy Division or Bauhaus? Bahuaus
45. Jeff Buckley or Nick Drake? nick drake
46. Slayer or Metallica? Motorhead
47. Napalm Death or Morbid Angel? napalm death
48. Deicide or Cannibal Corpse? deicide
49. Mayhem or Burzum? burzum...he killed a guy
50. At The Gates or Carcass? carcass
51. Venom or Celtic frost? celtic frost
52. Emperor or Enslaved? emperor
53. Xasthur or Leviathan? who?
54. Gorguts or Cryptopsy? cryptospy
55. Iron Maiden or Judas Priest? Pink Floyd
56. Kreator or Destruction? Pink Floyd
57. Death or Obituary? Pink Floyd
58. Eyehategod or Crowbar? Pink Floyd
59. Soilent Green or Bongzilla? what the fuck???
60. Isis or Neurosis? These bands all suck
61. Crass or Rudimentary Peni? crass
62. Nausea or Disrupt? Martin Denny
63. The Misfits or Dead Kennedys? Misfits
64. His Hero Is Gone or Creation Is Crucifixion? Country Teasers
65. Pelican or Red Sparrowes? I'm out of the loop
66. Mono or Explosions In The Sky? mono
67. Death In June or Christian Death? DIJ!!!
68. Nurse With Wound or Current 93? NWW
69. Brian Eno or Merzbow? Merzbow
70. Dinosaur Jr or Pavement? The Fall
71. Sex Pistols or The Buzzcocks? buzzcocks
72. The Ramones or The New York Dolls? Rough one...
73. Hot Water Music or Planes Mistaken for Stars? Crap
74. Godflesh or Swans? Swans
75. M. Gira or Jarboe? gira
76. Mastodon or Dillinger Escape Plan? bleh
77. Sleep or High On Fire? high on fire sucks
78. Drop Dead or Dystopia? Pink Floyd
79. Converge or Coalesce? Pink Floyd
80. Deadguy or Kiss It Goodbye? Gogol Bordello
81. Turmoil or Shai Hulud? My Mom
82. Botch or Cave In? My Sister
83. pg.99 or Reversal Of Man? What kind of white belt wearing people listen to these bands???
84. Youth of Today or Gorilla Biscuits? Gorilla biscuits
85. Shelter or 108? wtf
86. Bane or American Nightmare? bane
87. Bloodlet or Damnation A.D.? are you kidding?
88. Chokehold or Unbroken? Huh?
89. Earth Crisis or Integrity? Fuck this...
90. Endpoint or By The Grace of God? My own urine
91. Skarhead or Madball? Am I that old?
92. 25 ta Life or Commin Correct? arglebargle
93. Sunn or Earth? moon?
94. Jeromes Dream or Usurp Synapse? Pink Floyd
95. Orchid or Saetia? Pink Floyd
96. Morning Again or Culture? My own urine...again
97. Grade or Piebald? crap
98. The Promise Ring or The Get Up Kids? super crap
99. Lifetime or Jawbreaker? jawbreaker
100. Shellac or Slint? shellac
101. The Mars Volta or At The Drive In? crap
102. Creedence Clearwater Revival or Cream? CCR
103. Pinback or Death Cab For Cutie? Crap
104. Don Caballero or June of 44? don cab
105. The Flaming Lips or Wilco? wilco
106. Pat Benatar or Blondie? blondie
107. Interpol or The Strokes? fags
108. Black Dice or Animal Collective? crap
109. Mos Def or Common? mos def
110. Ice Cube or Ice-T? ice cube
111. A Tribe Called Quest or De La Soul? white people rap
112. Master P or Juvenile? who?
113. Strife or Snapcase? don't care
114. Tortoise or Trans Am? trans am
115. Low or Galaxie 500? galaxie 5000
116. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? aguilera
117. The Velvet Underground or David Bowie? VU
118. Green Day or Rancid?crap
119. Bad Religion or NoFX? BR
120 Cocteau Twins or My Bloody Valentine? MBV
121. The Germs or Fear? Germs
122. Sleater-Kinney or Bikini Kill? bikini kill
123. Corrupted or Boris? is anyone really reading this anyway?
124. Helmet or Therapy?? crap
125. Anthrax or S.O.D.? crap
126. The Jesus Lizard or The Melvins? jesus lizard
127. King Diamond or Dio? King diamond
128. Pantera or Sepultura? sepultura
129. Motley Crue or Guns N Roses? Super uber crap
130. Van Halen Or Aerosmith? crap
131. T. Rex or Roxy Music? t.rex
132. Garbage or No Doubt? crap
133. Joan Jett or The Pretenders? joan jett
134. Kiss or Cheap Trick? cheap trick
135. Less Than Jake or The Mighty Mighty Bosstones? crap
136. Front 242 or KMFDM? KMFDM
137. Skinny Puppy or Frontline Assembly? skinny puppy
138. Drive Like Jehu or Unwound? crap
139. Fennesz or Tim Hecker? who?
140. Stereolab or Air? stereolab
141. Mercury Rev or Spiritualized? spiritualized
142. Elton John or Billy Joel? elton john
143. Superchunk or Sebadoh? superchunk
144. Cathedral or St. Vitus? ???
145. Beastie Boys or Outkast? outkast
146. 311 or Sublime? crap
147. Boredoms or Melt Banana? boredoms
148. Primus or Butthole Surfers? butthole surfers
149. Bad Brains or Black Flag? bad brains
150. Echo & the Bunnymen or The Jesus & Mary Chain? tie
151. Supersuckers or Reverend Horton Heat? the rev
152. Rocket From The Crypt or Murder City Devils? Crypt
153. Erasure or Pet Shop Boys? Erasure!!!
154. New Order or Depeche Mode? new order
155. Sisters Of Mercy or Siouxsie & The Banshees? Siouxsie
156. Pig Destroyer or Agoraphobic Nosebleed? ???
157. Talk Talk or Simple Minds? talk talk
158. Madonna or Prince? prince
159. The Go-Go's or The Bangles? go go's
160. 10,000 Maniacs or The Sundays? the sundays
161. Red Hot Chilli Peppers or Janes Addiction? jane's addiction
162. Public Enemy or RUN-DMC? PE
163. Smashing Pumpkins or Nirvana? nirvana
164. Built to Spill or Guided By Voices? crap
165. Sunny Day Real Estate or Modest Mouse? SDR
166. Braid or Joan Of Arc? Who?
167. Social Distortion or The Minutemen? SD
168. Simon & Garfunkel or Cat Stevens? S&G
169. Patti Smith or Joni Mitchell? patti smith
170. XTC or Television? XTC
171. Gang Of Four or Wire? Wire
172. Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins? crap
173. Gary Numan or Adam Ant? gary numan
174. Agnostic Front or The Cro-Mags? agnostic front
And last but not least
175. Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley? The King

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