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good times at work:

dba (12/21/2005 7:23:10 PM): I showed hime the jerk script and he laughed
me (12/21/2005 7:23:35 PM): jerk.sh?
dba (12/21/2005 7:23:48 PM): yes
dba (12/21/2005 7:24:03 PM): he thought it was funny the name you chose
dba (12/21/2005 7:24:33 PM): you see you have to live up to this persona you've created
dba (12/21/2005 7:25:24 PM): soon you csn run seminars on sys admin persona to intimidate/impress bosses
dba (12/21/2005 7:25:40 PM): kind of like those infomertial
me (12/21/2005 7:26:13 PM): it takes years of practice
dba (12/21/2005 7:26:17 PM): th e und1sk0 "I wanna be a Sys admin course"
me (12/21/2005 7:26:34 PM): actually, the class would be "get the fuck out of the face" 101 ;)
dba (12/21/2005 7:26:46 PM): cool that sells
dba (12/21/2005 7:27:01 PM): those folks mae tons of money
me (12/21/2005 7:27:09 PM): my crowning victory was the downfall of one robert artusy
dba (12/21/2005 7:27:30 PM): I knew who he was... what a jerk
me (12/21/2005 7:27:40 PM): yeah i got him fireds
me (12/21/2005 7:27:42 PM): fired
dba (12/21/2005 7:27:46 PM): cool
me (12/21/2005 7:27:55 PM): i almost got him thrown in jail
dba (12/21/2005 7:28:02 PM): for what
me (12/21/2005 7:29:06 PM): imbezzlement
dba (12/21/2005 7:29:48 PM): that is what he did before imbezzling money for fake equip
dba (12/21/2005 7:30:32 PM): is that what he did claimed a certan amunt for servers and poketed the difference
me (12/21/2005 7:30:32 PM): that's what he was imbezzling
me (12/21/2005 7:30:54 PM): we could never catch him in the act,
dba (12/21/2005 7:31:07 PM): he was sort of caught for doig that but left instead of facing the charges
dba (12/21/2005 7:32:15 PM): He use to claim he had sole custody of his kid because his wife was adn addict insted it was him that was on something and he lost his kid
me (12/21/2005 7:32:24 PM): speed
dba (12/21/2005 7:32:27 PM): yes
me (12/21/2005 7:33:06 PM): recently he had a failed home computer security consulting business, i haven't tracked him for a while
dba (12/21/2005 7:33:10 PM): I had the unfortunate task of trying to explain why no server was available for production db.
dba (12/21/2005 7:33:20 PM): right after he left
dba (12/21/2005 7:33:51 PM): what is he doing now? selling cell phones
me (12/21/2005 7:33:52 PM): it took about two weeks to completely redesign the network from scratch
me (12/21/2005 7:34:01 PM): is that what he's doing? hah
me (12/21/2005 7:34:14 PM): how's that jar look?
dba (12/21/2005 7:34:20 PM): not really I was making fun of him
dba (12/21/2005 7:34:52 PM): he was alwas convincing folks he had donated special software from UC Berkeley to the handicapped
dba (12/21/2005 7:35:00 PM): that turned out to be a lie
dba (12/21/2005 7:35:13 PM): He never consulted there
me (12/21/2005 7:35:30 PM): yeah i saw that.. for blind people
dba (12/21/2005 7:35:37 PM): yes
me (12/21/2005 7:35:57 PM): we also almost got scotty nath thrown in jail too
dba (12/21/2005 7:36:17 PM): I sometimes wonder if he ever really did software/hardware at all he talked the buzz words
dba (12/21/2005 7:36:31 PM): but never produced any system
me (12/21/2005 7:36:40 PM): he just read "the industry standard"
dba (12/21/2005 7:36:45 PM): yep
me (12/21/2005 7:36:58 PM): i almost got into a fist fight with him in a meeting over dns names
dba (12/21/2005 7:37:01 PM): Curious if he still does that scam
me (12/21/2005 7:37:32 PM): his career is over in the bigs..
dba (12/21/2005 7:37:39 PM): I almost got into a fight as well when he tried to blame the dba staff for "losing the server"
dba (12/21/2005 7:38:15 PM): He ended up pocketing over 100K that noone could track
me (12/21/2005 7:38:32 PM): 30k to towerj
dba (12/21/2005 7:38:32 PM): he was good at that
dba (12/21/2005 7:39:24 PM): yep sounds like him. One way he got caught was that he clamed to own this huge home in the east bay ; turned out he was house sitting
me (12/21/2005 7:40:03 PM): he got his in the end
dba (12/21/2005 7:40:07 PM): should say way that foks started catching on to him
dba (12/21/2005 7:40:21 PM): He was a rela SOB
me (12/21/2005 7:40:32 PM): oh i knew he was bad news from day one.. it was just an uphill battle convincing the top brass
dba (12/21/2005 7:40:36 PM): fooled me when I was hired
dba (12/21/2005 7:41:03 PM): Then he atarted acting weird from the speed and all
dba (12/21/2005 7:41:23 PM): that's when I realized what a fake
dba (12/21/2005 7:41:52 PM): glad you nailed that guy
dba (12/21/2005 7:42:31 PM): I heard form oter dba's he was peddling his same old specail crap of network/dns/server design
dba (12/21/2005 7:42:48 PM): that was almost 5-6 years ago
dba (12/21/2005 7:44:58 PM): He once tried to confgure some clarions and network and it never came up
me (12/21/2005 7:45:10 PM): yeah
dba (12/21/2005 7:45:14 PM): He claimed the vendors sold us bad hrdware
me (12/21/2005 7:45:15 PM): i had to set those up
me (12/21/2005 7:45:23 PM): no, the hardware was fine
dba (12/21/2005 7:45:57 PM): you should have seen how psycho he got with th esales person it was very embarrasing
dba (12/21/2005 7:46:13 PM): and all the time he never had a clue
me (12/21/2005 7:46:47 PM): i mean, maybe there were minor problems
dba (12/21/2005 7:46:51 PM): ok lad is still fixing the bug in theice.jar file
me (12/21/2005 7:47:02 PM): but the stuff was under support contract, no worries
dba (12/21/2005 7:47:24 PM): as time passed I realized it was act to buy more time for his scam
me (12/21/2005 7:47:40 PM): we dropped CAT technology, and the company we went with ended up buying them
dba (12/21/2005 7:47:49 PM): he never intended to build anything just pocket some money and split
dba (12/21/2005 7:48:54 PM): Well one thing about CAT was they had one of the cutest custmer reps this person stood out in my mind she was so good looking and pateint with robert's attitude
dba (12/21/2005 7:49:39 PM): she ended up leaving because of him as a "Crazed Client" she referred him as
dba (12/21/2005 7:50:12 PM): other than that not much to say about CAT
dba (12/21/2005 7:50:21 PM): is that bad
me (12/21/2005 7:50:29 PM): nope
me (12/21/2005 7:50:32 PM): they sucked
me (12/21/2005 7:50:47 PM): i'm sure she was on the take along with him
dba (12/21/2005 7:50:55 PM): indeed and we never found the missing /hantom server
me (12/21/2005 7:50:58 PM): she was allergic to gluten, that's all i remember about her
dba (12/21/2005 7:51:16 PM): and alergic to robert
dba (12/21/2005 7:51:33 PM): that guy could get under you skin in seconds
dba (12/21/2005 7:51:43 PM): and she was too pateint
dba (12/21/2005 7:51:54 PM): Iwould have decked him
dba (12/21/2005 7:53:11 PM): I guess that happened near the time that CAT was going under and had to be bought up
dba (12/21/2005 7:53:45 PM): Robert was involved with 304 other companies he had CAT service
dba (12/21/2005 7:53:51 PM): 3 or 4
dba (12/21/2005 7:53:56 PM): not 304
me (12/21/2005 7:54:07 PM): bought by fusionstorm
dba (12/21/2005 7:54:44 PM): yes they were our vendor at Ofoto for storage of our images
me (12/21/2005 7:55:10 PM): pete royce is gonna be our new sales manager for that type of stuff
dba (12/21/2005 7:55:37 PM): cool

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[wolffire.livejournal.com]

talkative much? damn.

[ravinald.livejournal.com]

lots of words that are difficult to read. is there a cliffs notes® version?